Xbox tester

This is what I found at the adult theatre in the Hot Quarters films department for 5 Krells.  Kenny? Restrain yourself, these people mean business

Id first like to apologise for not being able to get a post up earlier. Conjunctivitis is not at all fun – Ive essentially been without my right eye for the past week. It turned this completely menacing shade of red and everything. Unfortunately? It was far, far more interesting than this game is turning out to be. I was promised (by Trickster, no less!) that the game had an engrossing atmosphere that would be sure to draw me in. It.. just doesnt. After taking some advice from Jan Larres which came straight from the manual after the last post, I can say that I no longer have to go through and use the translate function every time, while I left all of the personal health meters alone as B.O.B. only allows about ten lines of code in a program at once.. but even that took inordinately long. Its a screen with an up and down arrow along with around about two dozen options – none of them conveniently located next to each other, forcing up and down arrow usage to be clicked repeatedly. Slowly. A scroll bar, even, or just smaller font, would have done the cyborg-masters at B.A.T. far better justice. Random combats pop up out of nowhere and simply arent fun – theyre clickfests and seem to require you to select your weapon each and every time, and only seem to pad out the game – I havent received any of the native currency for the effort of self-induced RSI that the game seems to want to inflict upon me for doing so. In fact, I havent yet found anything that will provide Krells apart from the Bizzy Game, a version of Simon Says which gives them away at 5 a pop – in contrast, a Nitrokola, the cheapest drink Ive found, has a real value of 6 – 12 minimum after my barter skill.

It flashes three symbols and you then have to click them in the order they popped up. Oh, also? If you leave your credit chit in there after leaving the machine, its lost forever. Vive le France!

So, when we last left off (aside from my pondering finding a physical copy of this game and violently assaulting it with a hammer), we were exploring Daventry Terrapolis in search of Merigo, a two-bit criminal who is likely to lead us to Mordack the evil scientist Vrangor, with the only named lead that we could follow apart from vague clues like go around here or yeah, I think I saw them somewhere.. thats not here! being the name of Crisa Kortakis, a famed businesswoman in the area. One of the few clues stated that we should try near the Park – and theres only one park I could find – the Artificial Park near the doctor/surgeons place just past the gunsmith (hell do a full body surgery for 180 Krells, which I think is a pretty damned good deal. Except that Im a scummy adventure gamer who has reloaded every time any money has exchanged hands or Ive lost any health – take that, fair gameplay!) There is only one (thing) that is permanently on the screen to talk to, and it has no information. I do notice that I get attacked a lot by both Glo(c)kmups and Stickrobs here – Stickrobs in particular arent worth the time, as they pretty well universally run – so I wouldnt be surprised if theres something Im missing here. The actual park is essentially a tree museum – there are some ancient animal bones and a free drinking fountain within. The only interesting thing inside is seemingly that there is one Cop which gives a different response to questions than all of the others have – Merigo looks like a guy he saw in a nightclub (the rest say they saw him around the old building), and a DRAG pilot reported seeing an operational desert base (instead of talking about weak points in the city.)

Still, aside from the krotospaiis skeleton from the desert (totally not a dinosaur, just ask the writers of the game), theres really nothing much I can find to interact with. This place is definitely on my somethings up here meter, though, and will doubtless be revisited before too long. However, far more clues have led to the Hot Quarter – or as I like to think of it, the carnival quarter. Why the carnival quarter? Everyone you speak to asks for money, and the majority of them that take it respond with the default Would you mind not wasting my time !!. After giving them money. Harumph! The opening screen to the quarter is just an old man standing around to take money just to say oh, the hot quarter is over there! The next screen has the aforementioned gambling house and what I can only think is the Terran only nightclub, where the games inbuilt romance system comes into play. Its essentially more RSI-inducing frantic clicking to no real notable avail, so Ill leave a video link to give an indication of the HOT ACTION that comes through from it.. (Unfortunately, I cant work out what to do with it. The game states that the person you seduce will follow you around town, but I cant find anywhere to take her. The hotel is just a cryogenic bed that costs ludicrous amounts of credits and seems just to be there for healing purposes. The restaurants are all automated.. Ill admit that Ive just realised that I could have taken her to the park – but what would we do, have relations in the not-dinosaur skeleton?

I do hope that theres nothing more to the red light quarter than Ive already found. Theres lots of heart symbols in there, but that just leads to more atrocious dancing, and my fingers are already feeling sore just thinking of having to show my smooth moves on the dance floor again. At least you can frantically click the escape button if you end up in a fight. Or perhaps the game is just telling me that I need to sit through and not click the mouse once! (I doubt this.) There dont seem to be any other interactible either people who stay on the screen or other places to visit in this section of the Hot Quarter, with just one more screen seeming to exist in this area of Terrapolis being the business HQ of Crisa Kortakis. Unfortunately, she isnt a particularly sociable person, with a huge bodyguard that you cant even try to blast away if you want to sitting in the front of the area, and her owned nightclub not being accessible without an object, I presume a pass or something along those lines. I know this due to the manual and the manual alone – one of the ten context-sensitive icons is a question mark, which says youre missing something (or someone) to access or use with the thing youre hovering over. I thought that it was perhaps our lovely dancing maniac that it wanted me to take with us to the Xifo night club? It wasnt. French RSI-bait 1, Aperama 0.

Even with my darling Lydia on my arm, I dont get in? Damn it..

A hulktronic? Im tempted to try him on with the Nova in the startup screen.. but I know deep down that the game wouldnt care that I have a weapon capable of vaporising a city block

Theres only one other place to visit – the northern airlock of the city.. or to put it another way, the one that leads out towards the planet instead of back into space. The game insists that there is a place to rent out the DRAG system (the flight simulator portion of the game) within, but I cant find the place to leave my mouse. It seems pretty clear between the clues that have been left ingame along with the manuals description of the system (which actually goes out and says that the radar on the simulator will have Selenia as the green dot – and Vrangors station as the red dot. If you want to go to Vrangors station, move your DRAG left or right; move forward when the red dot is on top of the radar screen... (I mean, as far as Im concerned, weve found Vrangor, lets bomb the bastard and get on with our lives now – thanks, manual!)

So, uh, Ive read the manual, and it tells me Vrangor is out in the desert.. Can we just shoot him, Mr. Guard?

Im not quite at a dead end – Ive still got plenty of people to both bribe and try to attack, but theres no real clear objective from here. I still dont know if the woman from the nightclub is actually still accompanying me around, as theres no way of telling it one way or the other (Ive tried going through all of the BOB menus and the regular-game menus to see if I do) and I dont know if there are any practical benefits to the in-game timing system (e.g. will different people be around at 10 AM instead of 2 AM?) Theres at least the modicum of hope that theres something waiting further on from here.. but really, the game has given me two pseudo-puzzles and an interface so awkward Ive been back to re-check on things three times while writing this just to try and see if a second scan-through with the mouse will give a different object to interact with.

Hopefully, a second run around of the park will yield results..

Session Time: 1 hour 30 min
Total Time: 2 hour 30 min

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